Adam's Delirium

Behold: the one, true supreme.

Fuck, my tea.

—me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

(via s-ass-assin)

I’m not supposed to be some kind of Olympic runner. When my parents saw the movie for the first time, they were just like, ‘Oh my God, how are you standing?’ It was a blur – I just did a lot of sprinting.

(Source: angrywtf, via queenofdistaste)

subscriberstothesun:

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

(via churchsext)

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

(Source: malformalady, via s-ass-assin)

andrewquo:

I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

(via sorry)

quickweaves:

me: hands in assignment

professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project 

me: image

(via presidentloser)

collapsed:

laugh-addict:

when albums have songs that fade into each other 

image

the gif is so great because literally every song on the les mis soundtrack morphs into each other

(Source: aoba-hime, via crumbier)